shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

shlumpy

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

by Kristina G. August 13, 2005

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

shlerminate

When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk

Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!

by BrettPes October 22, 2008

shlarm

the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.

Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!

by the bluegrass baby January 13, 2011

shlumbel

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.

Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.

by apocalypto August 4, 2012