Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

Shloshing

The act of smoking a lot of marijuana then having anal sex with your partner so recently to smoking the marijuana that when you finish your eyes flash over with the Bob Marley colors
red,yellow, and green

Tim: i was totally Shloshing my girl yesterday.
Jake: oh yeah.

Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.

by Skully Walrus May 17, 2011

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Shlobbing

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.

Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.

by robeezie January 19, 2013