Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Slarf

A word used to describe a sluty, easy woman. Similar to skeezer and can be used interchangeably.

That girl Bri is such a slarf.

by BirdtownSlang August 30, 2013

Shnarful

A term used to simply mean, somewhere, somehow, shnarf is watching you.

Dude what's that feeling I'm getting? Oh, Shnarful!

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I can feel it, oh, Shnarful, he's watching me!

by The Dark Paladin June 24, 2008

Shmarf

Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.

Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf

by Sara | Lizz March 5, 2009

shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017

Shnarf

The eating of any gelatinous food. Its is an action between chewing and drinking. Most used when describing the consumption of jello, cranberry sauce, or pudding. Most often used in the past tense, shnarffed.

She shnarffed down the jello shot.

She is shnarffing jello.

You will need to shnarf your pudding.

by Word_Wizard_mcoy April 17, 2020

shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020