shizlaps

shizlaps-
slaps, with a (shiz) plural to the laps because that shit fucking slaps bruh.

Yo roomie, can you grab some frozen fruit while you’re out? That stuff shizlaps man.

by tasty_tave9666 November 22, 2020

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Shizuka

-Word to describe someone who makes it impossible to meet anyone cooler.

Has multiple persona and trust issues.

Will shoot you in head if you fuck up.

Wow, that person is so "Shizuka" (aka awesome)

by the_forgotten_mafia2 November 26, 2021

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shimulator

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.

Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

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Shizzla

A noun used to refer to those who commonly shit themselves proudly, similar to a dookie shart with added pride. Shizzla’s are often over 6’3 with low levels of coordination.

Ronald: “Did you see Cade shit his pants for the crowd at last nights robotics tournament?”

Mike: “What a stupid Shizzla!”

by Shartsicle February 1, 2023

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