Burly Shirley

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster

Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012

Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.

Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."

by hannessensens July 22, 2009

Emily Shipley

Emily shipley is absolutely amazing.

Everybody wants to be emily shipley..

Woahh that girl is SUCH an emily shipley

by chickenpoxxxxx November 24, 2010

shiley

A very beautiful person and very bright always making friends but can be a sassy at sometimes she is very smart and unique is beautiful on the inside and on the out she is an amazing friend

I think that's a shiley

by Jfjddjdhdk April 18, 2018

Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Shipleyness

#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍

Feeling some wonderful shipleyness

by Tesiwez August 24, 2017

Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007