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schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.
We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.
by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011
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shitsophrenic

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.
As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.
by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015
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Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.
John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011
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Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.
Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.
by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022
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The Schizophrenic horde

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
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schizophrenic

by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003
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