shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

shit wank

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!

by mama lover April 13, 2005

Shit Wank

Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.

There's nothing better than a shit wank, except maybe a banana wank.

by David is a gay January 27, 2007

Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009

Shipwank

A Shipwank is a shipper who is a fan of a certain pairing and will forcefully try and change someone else's beliefs and opinions, Often been seen making hate or ANTI propaganda in a really disrespectful way and who do not have any regards for other peoples feelings.

Bill: "I support Naruhina"
Jenna: "Well don't, cause it's a stupid paring, no one likes it, and it doesn't make sense. Narusaku is much better"
Bill: "Stop being such a damn Shipwank would you"

by SonozakiHaruhi July 9, 2010

shittanked

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

by Luke N August 4, 2006

shitewank

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

by gigacannon January 20, 2007