shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

Shitternet

Having shit internet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet

by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020

shitnernet

having terrible internet connection speeds

This download is taking forever on my shitnernet

by Krasha March 28, 2011

shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008

Shitternet

Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.

Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.

by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 15, 2022

Sitternet

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

by JasonAspen October 2, 2009