shitstorm

A kickass song by Strapping Young Lad. Very awesome to headbang to. A shitstorm is also precipitation of no other thing than shit. which would seriously suck for 2 reasons... cleanup, and the stench

person1: hey what's that smell??
person2: oh shit, the sky's gonna be shitting again! get the ponchos and gasmasks! We've got a shitstorm coming

by Metalhead of the Damned July 20, 2006

shitstorm

a condition in which everyone involved, despite countermeasures gets covered in shit. a series of bad events happening all at once or within minutes of each other

It took about five minutes of the rodney king video and los angles was hit by a shitstorm

by harmon June 10, 2006

shitstorm

Many, alot, infinite, inmeasurable, abounding, bountiful, copious, countless, numberless, numerous, plentiful, several, sundry, teeming. Usually used when refering to objects, or people. This means that there is a large or immeasurable quantity of a said object or people, such as enemy combatants.

1: "How many reds out there?"
2: "There's a shitstorm of them"

by Kevin Castro November 26, 2007

shitstorming

The act of cultivating ideas while relieving ones bowels.

The truth is that Sir Isaac Newton was struck with the concept of gravity whilst comfortably shitstorming within the confines of his home.

by Mortimer Maritimer November 28, 2013

shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.

Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

or

Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...

by Peter ja gut gut meatballs from Sweden February 02, 2004

Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

by Roisin Dubh VII April 26, 2013

shitstorm

shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

by Chiisu The Echihog June 01, 2006