shitmotherfuckerbitch

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

shitton

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton

Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton

by Celt June 10, 2003

Shitment

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.

Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.

by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

shitron

A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.

"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."

by Amy Gish May 30, 2006