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shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.
When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.
by HC Greenly January 3, 2007
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ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.
The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
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shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
by cliff December 6, 2002
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shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort
What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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shibby shabby

the fighting style used by kooks alike. see kook attack
i just saw some kooks in a garage practicing shibby shabby. watch out or you gonna get dead by a kook attack
by max and lil stein May 31, 2007
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Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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ShitBlast

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007
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