jack shit

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo January 19, 2009

jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 13, 2004

jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

by bumpie July 26, 2008

Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011