shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

shit brick

The term used in the 17th century for the shape (object) horse manure form when loaded into wagons to be moved out of stables

That's a quite large shitbrick you're moving.

by John November 9, 2003

shit brick

Alex Wiese

Shit brick, wheres the toilet paper?

by Concerned Party January 28, 2004

Shit bricks

What you do when you see it

When you see it.. You'll shit bricks

by Narragansett2k15 March 17, 2015

Hit the shit bricks

A phrase used to indicate that you're heading to bed. The origin of this saying is unclear as it makes no sense whatsoever.

"Aight fellas, it's time for me to hit the shit bricks."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by NotRednas January 2, 2022

shit brick

Someone who eats bricks like shit for breakfast

Henry Ditchfield

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

shit brick

A dumb cracka that canno't take a shit in a public place.

Nate Butler

by I found GOD dawg March 1, 2003