salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.

"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck

by montiggs November 23, 2013

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011

gelliswick shipwreck

The act of leaving a 'lady' full of semen and stranded on a shithole of a beach.

No way am I taking her home but she's definitely a Gelliswick Shipwreck.

by Chandler824 September 3, 2016

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

Sutton shipwreck

When RAY Sutton fucks you in the ass with his 9in. Dick all hardcore rough style and and rips it apart...

(Cause of all of the bloody semen)

(Sea Men)

I got a Sutton shipwreck from Ray last night I won't shut right for a week ....

by Oddaway upinnit August 17, 2023

Shipwrecked Comedy

Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .

Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.

Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.

by raetheorygal March 6, 2021

shipwrecked feeling

Slang for masturbation

I had that shipwrecked feeling, hands on the mast and semen (seamen) all around me

by dagandjandal November 21, 2009