Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

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swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

by jpg3 December 27, 2010

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Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.

Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"

by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020

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Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

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SH1MMER

To fuck your local school IT director straight in the bussy

Did you get sh1mmer yet?
What's sh1mmer?
Quick! *plugs a USB into their Chromebook* Before it's patched!
What the hell are you doing?
Now try to use your Chromebook.
Wait, where are the school restrictions?

Maaan I sh1mmered your mom so hard last night
I'm going to sh1mmer all over the place

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery January 30, 2023

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