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Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)
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shes my toaster strudel

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when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel
Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...
by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017
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She's not gonna see this

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A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.
WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
by buddy retard May 8, 2023
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shes in the shower

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an aliby used to shoo away annoying people
guy: hey is your mom home?
you: shes in the shower, gotta go b-(hangs up)
by gymnist8989 June 19, 2008
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Someone who is acting immature by getting offended over little things and falling out with people over nothing
“She’s a rale Sally-Anne
by Lolzxo October 21, 2020
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