shemp

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

by ZzbulletheadzZ July 23, 2020

Shemp

The act of ejaculating in someone’s buttcheeks, and then sucking it out with a straw

I totally shemped Jesse the other day

by Jackandjill1567 March 31, 2024

shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 09, 2010