sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

sheeping bag

another name for a lambskin condom

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."

by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009

sheeping it

Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.

Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.

by Da real roggo August 11, 2017

sheeping

Job of a shepherd-leading mindless sheep to do whatever you say. Used in social deduction games like Town of Salem, Mindnight, or even Among Us.

Stop getting sheeped! You know 6 wasn't evil.
Sheeping is too easy, people like having someone to follow.

by crithesheep October 9, 2020

Sheeping

The act of fucking sheep

I grabbed my sheeping gloves, and proceeded to fuck the sheep.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

shmeping

Shmeping means anything you need it to mean.

I ain’t even shmeping Bro that guy just shmeped with another guy

by The shmeper April 24, 2021