scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003

scrumpadoochous

A word used to describe a Hunger Tube in the web video on Cyanide & Happiness.

"Try Hunger Tube!! It's scrumpadoochous!!!"

by yoyoigotafro July 27, 2009

scrump

a dwarf

You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.

by chickencherrycola June 17, 2015

scrumptious

A word used to describe something that tastes good in the mouth

A: This crumpet is delectibaly scrumptious

B: indeed

A: Splendid

B: Indubitably!

A: Delightful

by MRukkus May 21, 2010

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 3, 2006

Scrumpadoochus

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010