Shayan is a vieux neg crazz, he is the type of guy to light a Backwood with a crackhead. He likes “bobottes senti à l’ail”.Shayan is an asshole and sometimes he can be a cocksucker. Shayan does not have any standards he can “koyin”anything that moves. Overall Shayan is a nasty ass looking nigguh.
Max: Yack that’s a nasty mounz would you be a good Shayan and hit that?
Roby: Nah bitchhh I ain’t no Shayan
- look at that nasty ass bitch
Shayan: Anybody want’s that? Cuz I finna koyinn gee
Roby: Nah bitchhh I ain’t no Shayan
- look at that nasty ass bitch
Shayan: Anybody want’s that? Cuz I finna koyinn gee
by Anonymoustrapguy February 1, 2020
Shayan is a certified simp that usually simps for basic white hoes under the alias such as Katie, Sarah, or Sydney. He often lies about the amount of coochie he gets and gets rejected on a daily basis due to his... physical appearances.
by watermilkshakecomposition January 16, 2020
When you have a short period of time left on a test and you're only less than halfway done with it, it's called pulling a Shayan. Also known as procrastination but specifically pertaining to taking tests and exams. (The reason it's Shayan and not another name is because it means "deserving" or "worthy effort" in Middle Eastern dialects.)
Guy #1: Dude did you see Raine struggling on number 5?
Guy #2: Yeah dude, she was totally pulling a Shayan!
Guy #2: Yeah dude, she was totally pulling a Shayan!
by Richard FB January 15, 2019
Typically the name of someone who is extremely racist and homophobic. People with this name do not leave the closet until their opportunity is missed.
Hyan: Woah, Shayan K just said the n word 17 times when he woke up
Isaac: Damn, only 17, he said it 216 times to me when he wanted me to go to my home country
Isaac: Damn, only 17, he said it 216 times to me when he wanted me to go to my home country
by Fried Dylan J June 23, 2022
A person named Shayan being dirty as usual and trying to get with hoes , being a flirt , and tricking girls with his charm , using very sexual words , and being funny as always
You being a “Dirty Shayan” and I like it
by vLit April 3, 2020
by sadasfs \a May 29, 2016
An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017