Yo bro, Give me the keys to your Monte Carlo so I can drive to Shaolin and pop that jagg-off who been sleepin with my Sister Gina.
by DANTANA May 30, 2006
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by g`s up February 12, 2005
Get the Shaolin mug.A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.
D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?
M:who?
D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.
M: I think he is a retard.
‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:
-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!
Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.
D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?
M:who?
D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.
M: I think he is a retard.
‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:
-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!
Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.
by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019
Get the Shaolinmester mug.Queen energy, she knows what she wants in life, and won't stop until she gets it. A great wife, and an even better mother. If you come across this woman, you will have seen an Angel in human form.
by Mr.Perfect314 May 26, 2021
Get the shavonia mug.A funny guy from the borough of Staten Island ( Shaolin ). Kind of like Pete Davidson but shorter and heavier.
by Clifford Smith November 23, 2021
Get the Shaolinsfunnyguy mug.When you are over exposed to a man called Slavko, it can cause fatal side effects on your car turning it into white audi 100.
Your car can't open from inside it must be slavolizationed.
It is time to replace your blinker fluid, your car is starting to get slavolizationated.
It is time to replace your blinker fluid, your car is starting to get slavolizationated.
by ante94e April 7, 2022
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