snovalanche

Deconstruction: 'snot avalanche'.

This is the sudden and unfortunate avalanche-like unleashing of snot as a result of sneezing.

This often happens when you are in a situation where resources to combat said snovalanche are unavailable, i.e in a lecture, meeting, religious service, and so on. Very embarrassing.

Friend: 'Hey, why did you run out of the lecture hall with your hands covering your face earlier? Ha, everyone thought you were crying at that video.'

You: 'What, they did?! Ah, I had sneezed, but it was a snovalanche, and I didn't have any tissues.'

Friend: 'Oh. Nice. Maybe it's best that they thought you were crying.'

by FluFace December 4, 2012

spamalanche

An overwhelming avalanche of junk email SPAM. Can be both noun and gerund.

He routinely missed important messages due to the daily spamalanche in his email inbox.

by jdogdaddyw May 28, 2013

havalanche

absolutely annihilating and demolishing a girl life within seconds.

Ronda Rousey''s arm bar is lethal, but doesn't have shit on the havalanche

by Shawnatheunit September 11, 2016

Chavalanche

An incoming of a group of chavs.

OMG there’s about to be a chavalanche.

by Chavalanche May 31, 2018

spamalanche

The avalanche of e-mail that occurs when someone inappropriately sends out an e-mail to a large list, which then triggers "reply all" from many list members to remove them from the list. When this occurs during a holiday, the out-of-office messages also echo back and forth, worsening the problem.

That IT newbie sent a note to a global e-mail list during Christmas, and the ensuing spamalanche crashed our server!

by Ansel Thedog December 29, 2018

shitvalanche

Exactly what you think it means.

I've got a shitvalanche of work coming my way.

by aglsm January 1, 2021

chavalanche

a chavalanche is a big ass group of chavs.

just a shit ton of chavs. everywhere. with their fucking fanny packs

oh no, look mate! theres a fucking chavalanche comin our way

by cup a soup August 3, 2023