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To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.
"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."

"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"

"This party is sharked, lets go."
by Patrick T May 15, 2008
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A verb.

To shark refers to more than one person randomly walk up to an unsuspecting victim, and stare into their eyes, with a straight face. Objective: completely freak out the person, make them uncomfortable.

Also, while sharking, you cannot touch the person. Just get close.
Me and five friends sharked (name) and she almost cried.
by Don Bounskibibal December 9, 2008
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v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.

n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around
Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?

Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.
by jaws32303 August 11, 2009
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Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.
"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."
by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009
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A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.
by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010
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