Shark

What are you doing with your life. I’m not judging. But like...... 🍗

🦈🍗 shark

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

Shark

He's charming, incredibly sweet, and handsome. He's honest always, not manipulative, he's respectful to women, and makes you feel loved. He doesn't always see how sweet and amazing he is, but he's protective and a little devilish. He's always angelic too though. He's an Aries. He knows more about you than most. He is a good friend, and he has a great personality. He has a great smile and he cares about people more than he says. He doesn't care what others think of him. He has a dominant attitude, and he's really nice. His name is Javier.

Girl 1: Shark is chill with everyone!
Girl 2: ikr, he's such a good guy.

Boy 1: Yo, Shark my man, how are you today?
Shark: I'm good, how are you?

by Spice_Cake16 December 18, 2021

Shark

To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.

"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."

"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"

"This party is sharked, lets go."

by Patrick T May 15, 2008

Shark

A verb.

To shark refers to more than one person randomly walk up to an unsuspecting victim, and stare into their eyes, with a straight face. Objective: completely freak out the person, make them uncomfortable.

Also, while sharking, you cannot touch the person. Just get close.

Me and five friends sharked (name) and she almost cried.

by Don Bounskibibal December 9, 2008

Shark

v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.

n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around

Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?

Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.

by jaws32303 August 11, 2009

Shark

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009

Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010