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polo citrus sharps

In short the most amazing sweets known to human kind.

A clever piece of production by swiss giants nestle, in that of creating a spin off sweet to the classic polo mint, the polo citrus sharp takes the form of the conventional polo mint but has a strikingly sharp and satisfying taste.
James:'My life is so shit, the only good thing i have is this tube of polo citrus sharps'
Morgan:'You got that right, dem is tasty can i have one?'
James:'HELL NO!'
by airdrawndagger December 1, 2004
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sharpshitting

a sporting event which takes place after a large meal

a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store

the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)

objective:

-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel

rules:

- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
Joe: "Is Billy alright?"

Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."

Joe: "Why, what happened?"

Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."

Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
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1. a Cape Cod greeting for saying hello
2. a reference made to friends regarding an attractive women, usually one passing by
3. a way to seek appoval (from a peer) of an attractive woman walking nearby
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1. SHARPISH WARPISH!....hello
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4. Are u gettin sharpish warpish?
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Mississippi sharpshooter

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Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
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Sharissa is a name for a female. She has the kindness of a heavenly angel and the devilish nature of a prowling lion. She does not tolerate any disrespect towards her loved ones. She's bold, confident and persistent, in a good way, of course.
Her name should be Sharissa. She's amazing!
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Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.
"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"
by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016
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