shard

A clear glass like piece of methamphetamine.

I just got paid today. got me a pocket full of shards. Behold, the shard of destiny!

by that guy that welds September 28, 2014

shard

The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.

"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"

by StingraY June 21, 2004

shard

A little bit Shit and a little bit fart.

Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by Shawn February 24, 2004

sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

by cheekytina June 2, 2008

Shards

Slang for crystallized molly (MDMA). Often much more pure than molly in powdered or pill form as it is more difficult to cut something into a crystal, which on the other hand is very easy to do with a powder or pill.

Large crystals are sometimes referred to as moonrocks.

- "Dude, you gotta try this E."
- "Na dude, I'm good. I've got some narley shards that are gonna put your E to shame."

by humanoverdrive July 30, 2009

shard

A large crystal like rock, usually bigger than a piece of rice is known as a shard.

The glass diamond shards he place onto the scale weigh 3.5 grams.

by Asian Nate January 31, 2004