spankaholic

A chronic masturbator. A person addicted to masturbation.

Guy1: "Bob is always in the can wacking off."
Guy2: "He can't help it. He's a total spankaholic."
Guy1: "He needs to get in a 12 step program.

by walleye15 August 22, 2011

Shankapotomus

Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.

Yo, better watch out I hear the shankapotomus is in town. It will fuck your shit up, bro.

by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009

Shankadoodle

1. a fiasco
2. act of being shafted
3. a let down

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

by Jman April 9, 2003

Stankaho

The name of the one almighty pimped out gangsta trick smackin and stankin and on the slackin Captain Stankaho.

My boy Captain Stankaho dont take no shit from no hoes.

by captainstankaho December 15, 2003

skankahoe

to have sex with a garden implement

omg, i just had sex with a garden implement, i am such a skankahoe

by plasticcv69 August 14, 2009

Shankapotamus

When playing Call of Duty and you get owned and don't know where it came from, then see it was a knife kill and everyone is laughing at you

J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.

by VIT0 June 14, 2009

Shankadoodle

One who is in love with two girls at the same time

Man, I'm in a pickle. Shankadoodle.

by Boo! April 9, 2003