Min shanning

When you malfunction, overthink, or stress out while doing work.
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan

I can't seem to function normally, I'm min shanning so hard right now.

by Min shan not min shanning April 10, 2023

Shanning

1. To talk shit and get hit.

2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.

3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.

4. To viciously masturbate mentally

1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.

2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.

3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.

4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.

by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011

shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.

When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"

by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

Shaneing

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.

If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!

by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

Shanting

To deprive someone

The act of depriving someone from someone or something.

God is shanting Geoff from getting a woman.

by Geoff Kontz July 26, 2004

Shanking

Think crowbars and pain.

"imma shank yo ass'

"If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."

by Gemgems101 December 10, 2012

Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016