shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.

Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?

by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.

"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."

by CrowTard March 26, 2006

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007