salefished

When a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.

Nate, Remember that Sales Rep from Widgets Inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. She like called me a bunch of time last week. She said she even want to visit here! Well Friday I told her I just couldn't afford Widgets Inc. Services. Now she dropped off the face of the earth, won't even return my phone calls.

Nate: "Dude, you were SaleFished!"

by CastleHeart57 February 12, 2018

shaneisha

Badass, nice personality, don’t like friends, focus on their selves

Shaneisha

by Nieshagaulden November 23, 2021

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009

shatfish

A mixture between a shark and catfish

That big-ass shatfish just swam under the bridge!

by imsogreat January 4, 2012

shakefist

1. A term used to represent shaking your fist at someone via the internet
in the sense of an EMOTICON.

2. When using it as a plural (ie. shakeS fist) or as an ACTION, then the proper usage would be "shakes fist" as two SEPERATE words.

Examples:

1. :shakefist:

2. :shakes fist at (place name here):

by Grammar/Spelling Police September 21, 2005

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

shameshisized

to overbuild or over design to a point of exceeded necessary strength or budget requirements

The man shameshisized his house for sale sign by putting it 90' in air with metal suspension cables and blinking lights.

by BIGGGGGG123 June 9, 2011