scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.

"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"

by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007

scalise

A unit of strong, intelligent, loyal, passionate, independent but also family orientated group of people with a Italian heritage that dates back to the original founding members of the Costa Nostra. John Scalise was the man that made & commissioned Al Capone and the Chicago mob but was ruthless killed by the same backstabbing people he put into power Al Capone. Before John Scalise's death he was well known as the first person to rub there bullets with garlic and invented the hand shake of death that are often portrayed in Hollywood mob movies. After his death most of family moved out of Chicago to start there own positive family stories and becoming role models and leaders in new cities all over the US. The Scalise's are still well known to be innovators and leaders of their community and have held very important careers such as doctors, writers, artists, athletes, police officers, firemen, teachers, professors, and judges!

If you know a Scalise, you will known them for life... just don't cross them.. or they will cross you.

by Son of John December 21, 2016

Shalice

A amazing girl with great personalitiy, these girls are known to be stunningly gorgeous, beautiful inside and out, fun, spontaneous, and sexy. Shalice's are also known to be the best girlfriends and the best in bed.

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.

BOB: woahh did you see that shalice girl?

JOE: hell yeahh shes so sweet and hot... i just wanna bang the $h!t outta her! no lie man

BOB: wow... i was just sayin she looked hote

JOE: my bad man my bad

by Maxezeria February 3, 2010

Shalised

Having sex that is so good, the man deserves a high five.

I got Shalised last night.

by Ballou18 November 16, 2011

Shylise

A beautiful woman whom of which can't put up with your shit. She's a polite and sweet lady who can just blow you away with one word (or look). Has a tendency to not know what the fuck she is doing, but can and will say something smart eventually. Nickname could be 'Shy'. Great singer.

Jade: "Woah, who's that?"
Justice: "That's my best friend, Shylise ((:"

by ｄｉｓｈｗａｓｈｅｒ－ｃｈａｎ February 15, 2019

Shalis

1. one who is victorious over all adversities

2. however, is still incredibly generous and thoughtful

"Why is she your best friend?" "Umm... the word is Shalis, look it up."

by Lumberjack Christmas February 3, 2010

Shalice

Affectionate term for a girl with ideas above her station, generally shambolic and prone to loud uncontrollable outburts.

Known to obsess over average 90's pop bands and disney and to repeat the stories about the same.

Generally not funny or as impressive as the male version - see "Sharris"

A - Mate who is that girl complaining that there being a lack of blue on the playlist?

B - Don't worry about her she's shalice.

A - Sharris?

B - No, dont confuse the two, she is anything but a sharris

by EveryoneeverinHK August 20, 2013