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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
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Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.
Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".
by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011
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dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 15, 2010
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Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.
"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."
by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024
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dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.
A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.
by jonesc55 May 11, 2016
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two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.
by francoi$ December 13, 2009
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