shab

A name for people who are cracked at Fortnite, jacked, and can bench 225. He always plays Fortnite when you need him

Wow I aspire to be a shab one day

Im so cool I saw a shab walking down the street

by rbeast12 November 8, 2023

Shab

A state of being wildly unpredictable with no explanation or purpose. Synonym-whatever.

His plans were shab-one minute he is all in and the next he is over it.

by BossBird January 9, 2026

shab cunt

marcel aristone

Marcel is a shab cunt

by licky12 May 29, 2017

Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

Shab/Leopard-mix

A crappy-a** wolf/retriever-type canine-breeding result in which said "half-and-half" mongrel pooch comes out wif weird-looking spots on its coat.

In "101 Dalmatians", Cruella is tricked into letting the stolen puppies pass by her unhindered due to their having rolled in ashes to crudely-but-effectively conceal their distinctive black-polka-dotted white coats; guess we could say that they had therefore turned themselves into Shab/Leopard-mix dogs.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021

shab grub

The food one has on Shabbat.

“Hey mum, what’s for supper tonight?”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want”
“aight snoom that’s cold”

by still/styll March 4, 2025

shab my nam

To cover your male genitals with a LOT of sparkly edible glitter and have sexual intercourse rapidly to the music of fanon celebrity Shabnam.

Ava: Hello, Robert... Mmm, can you shab my nam?
Robert: What's. That.
Ava: When you put edible glitter on your PP and we have fast sex to sound of the wonderful Shabnam!
Robert: OK, that sounds so funnnnnnnnn! And soooooooooooooooo craaaaaaaazyyyy! I'm gonna put on Spotify on now and grab some glitter that you can eat!
Ava: YAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAAYAYYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYA! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!
Robert: Right, the first song is starting, LET'S DO IT!
*the two do it*

by bcshabnamfan2002 April 6, 2026