Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.
by DeadpanOtaku October 10, 2020
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DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".
YOU: (Pull down your pants)
DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)
YOU: (pull your pants up)
DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
YOU: (Pull down your pants)
DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)
YOU: (pull your pants up)
DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
by Sex Ed December 10, 2006
Get the sexlickdick mug.n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
by sexlexic June 27, 2007
Get the sexlexic mug.The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011
Get the Sexless Wreck mug.This is an unique sex style invented in 2007 by Kieran Redington. It involves aggressively beating your opponent(s) to youre own sexual positions. This is not rape . Kieran may currently be the best in the world at this although there is currently only 1 known active participant. Again this is totally not rape ok.
by batman of the wayne kind March 1, 2015
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