Alka Seltzer Sandwich

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"

by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008

tropical seltzer

When you’ve eaten a shit ton of pineapple and jizz streams of yoghurt all over that dumb sluts face that you picked up from the bar at closing time. Helps if you have the pina colada song playing when you bust yo nut... “if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain”....

Yo Jimmy, I ended up going home with that Lucy chick from the bar last night, gave her a tropical seltzer! She stormed out before her Uber had even arrived...

by Big Poppa nutsack December 28, 2020

Tropical Seltzer

When you smash back a shit ton of pineapple just to blow your load all over some dumb sluts face

Shit man I picked up the dumbest slut at the bar last night, but it’s all good because I’d eaten copious amounts of pineapple earlier so I gave her a tropical seltzer then sent her on her way back to the pigsty she crawled out of

by Big Poppa nutsack December 30, 2020

Tennessee Alka-Seltzer

A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.

The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!

Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.

by Ben Erman July 4, 2007

smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007

hard seltzer

is code for "you will vomit", usually by 4am

Oh my god, I knew she would "hard seltzer" after that many vodka sodas in a can...

by chadastrophic March 28, 2019

Alka-Seltzer

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

by Miami Matt September 3, 2006