seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Seafood Spaghetti Noodles

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.

Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.

by Papa Italy December 12, 2019

Saucy Seafood

The act of eating out a female with a smelly vagina, that also has gonorrhea.

Damn did you taste Stacey last night? She had some saucy seafood

by BoozeClues August 13, 2021

seafood pudding

savory slang for vagina.

Man, her seafood pudding is raunchy!

by atomicnumber56 January 2, 2008

Calabash Seafood

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.

I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood

by steven1243 February 21, 2010

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003