An irish name. Normally a tall specimen with rotting teeth and bad breath. It lives in small burrows across England and Ireland and only eats John Wrights hair.
by isimo July 1, 2007
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Man... I drank a 26 last night and this morning i took the most nasty Seamus of my life. Think i need to reno the bathroom now.
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Get the seamus mug.A carnivorous marine animal, similar in appearance to its land-based cousin the emu, though with brownish scales instead of feathers. Lives on krill, rainbow trout and unwary swimmers.
Kevin was warned not to go in the water that day, but he didn't listen. When he didn't return, his girlfriend assumed he had been eaten by a seamu.
"No way I'm diving on that shipwreck, it's teeming with hungry seamus!"
"No way I'm diving on that shipwreck, it's teeming with hungry seamus!"
by Lauren of Arabia March 24, 2009
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The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
Justin- Hey where did my whisky go?
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
by Connor TEEHEE January 28, 2012
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