Scrotch

homosexual

Nxsadk is such a scrotch.

by Mi5terScratch August 18, 2008

Scrotch

When you need to scratch your crotch.

I need to scrotch.

by Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman August 5, 2019

Scrotch

(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.

“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”

“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”

by Stadders August 5, 2022

Scrotch

Itching below balls

I had a scrotch

by Cjayyxxx January 11, 2025

Scrötch

The line of skin that runs down the middle of a man's testicles and taint eventually ending at his asshole.

Kathy offered to run a plastic ninja action figure on my Scrötch for pleasure...I refused.

by Scrötch July 11, 2017

scrotch.

The verb to scratch a crotch. Either your own or someone elses.

"K, doooon't look. I have to scrotch...!"

by AlexAq May 17, 2019

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006