Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).

Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.

by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006

Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!

by bigbang666 April 27, 2019