scrollercoaster

Scrolling through a Twitter thread or post comments that has a lot of ups and downs, twists and turns.

Janet just posted about her vaccine, and the comments are a real scrollercoaster.

by Rose2013 August 15, 2021

Scrollexia

The condition of mindlessly scrolling through social media platforms or any other digital devices for prolonged periods of time, resulting in fatigue, eye strain, and a general feeling of unproductiveness.

I have a serious case of Scrollexia; I spent hours scrolling through Instagram and now I feel exhausted and unproductive.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

Scrollerverse

The entirety of stupid endless scrolling video apps, websites, etc.

She found herself hours deep in the scrollerverse, watching the same cat video for the 7th time…

by Spazwad March 18, 2024

scrollers leg

When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.

...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg

by Goat balls February 14, 2025

screen-scroller

An article or blog, read on the computer, that is so fast moving, interesting or captivating that the reader is anticipating the what the next screen, by scrolling down, will hold. Similar to a 'page-turner' that a good novel is referred to.

"Justin's new blog on his movie review website was phenomenal, a real screen-scroller. I couldn't take my eyes off of the monitor."

"Did you see the latest rant on Justin's blog? It was a real screen-scroller because I couldn't wait to read what he was going to attack next."

by Coot77 October 25, 2011

got scrolled

being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion

I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.

by Facility Engineer May 25, 2012

A scroller

When someone sends you a text so long that you have to scroll down to read it

Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!

Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug

by Swankysteve October 15, 2013