Scavenger Swagg

Extreme ability to scavenge to benefit thy self. Items being Scavenged can range to some hot pussy, to some dank chicken nuggets from chick-fil-a.

Person A: "Yo man you going to eat all those nuggets?"
Person B: "No man dig in."
Person A: (says to himself) "Scavenger Swagg"

by ScavengerSwagBL October 2, 2011

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 6, 2004

British Scavenger Hunt

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.

Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.

by APA March 24, 2008

Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.

"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"

by young j swizzy September 11, 2011

Scavanger Thief

A person who is good at Scavanging and stealing weed from other people without them knowing.

Tim:Hey did you hear that Caleb Scavaned my weed?

Jd:No

Tim:Neither did I. He is such a Scavanger Thief.

by RockSax December 12, 2010

Scavenger Smoker

A person who often uses others or bums from other people for a hit or maybe an entire tobacco or marijuana cigarette. Often times a person becomes a scavenger smoker because of lack of income.

Scavenger smoker: "You know if I had be some weed I'd smoke it wit' you, don't be stengy."

by nitkthenyetminder November 19, 2004

Scrivener

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.

by Hbarca June 4, 2007