scrauche

The act of tightly grabbing your balls and squatting in an attempt to prevent ball-to-leg adhesion.

Yo! Bro! I need to either manspread or scrauche to get rid'da this itch!

by Squiddd December 22, 2017

scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016

scratched

To barely make it.

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.

by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019

scratched out

To curse out or put in one's place

Yo, I heard Monique scratched out that Bitch yesterday for talking shit about her!

by CoCo Blaze November 23, 2007

Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018

Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004