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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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Sampson

Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Oh hi sampson
by Mr.niceguy123 July 25, 2020
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Phil Sampson

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 19, 2005
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Meg Sampson

An incredibly awesome singer on youtube, bound to go viral
Youtube fanatic: wow, this Meg Sampson has an incredible voice! Everyone should search her!
by Anonymous3456 January 1, 2012
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It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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scraponite

the stone of choice for men who want to prove their love for their woman, but can't afford a real diamond.
Baby, please accept this scraponite ring as a visible sign of my love for you.
by Rudy Benco Jr November 4, 2003
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