Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007
by Wrong turner September 13, 2009
When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.
by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008
Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.
"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"
"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"
"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"
by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020
by leftie!! March 27, 2009
by kira8j April 29, 2021