The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
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by GothiousRex December 17, 2004
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When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.
by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010
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by Vin86 March 14, 2007
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One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003
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by ReportedLive July 7, 2019
Get the Scottish Tsunami mug.Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.
Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.
Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.
Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.
Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.
Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
by Scottiemum May 20, 2008
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