Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017

crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church

You're a good crack daddy Scoon.

by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018

frothy scoon

A word that others may think is a compliment, but you always know that you now own them with there unappealing scuzzyness .

the man is such a frothy scoon

by red@blue December 29, 2016

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

Scoon

Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.

I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.

by Robert Mixon November 24, 2021

Scoon

its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
me. its a scoon, man

by anonymous April 16, 2021