Scoon

its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
me. its a scoon, man

by April 17, 2021

Scoon

Obnoxious Self-centered pushover

Oi cunt, you are a fookin scoon lad.

by PussSlaya May 07, 2019

Scoon

Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.

I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.

by Robert Mixon November 24, 2021

Scoon

Its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
Me. its a scoon man

by KingRaccoonVIII April 17, 2021

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 26, 2020

Scoon

Intolerable dumbass, generally someone who lacks critical thinking skills and asks a simple or redundant question that they could answer themselves if they thought about for more than a few seconds

Guy 1: what does half a ham even taste like?
Guy 2:like half a ham you fucking Scoon.

by digbickarithmatic December 25, 2021

Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017