Scoozie

A dumb retarded cunt

Shut up you fucken fat scoozie

by Scoozie inventor November 28, 2020

Scoobiesque

To act or behave in a flagrantly homosexual manner.

You are wearing a shirt two sizes too small, thus acting Scoobiesque.

by El Scooberto July 19, 2006

scoogieboogie

The tiny, shuffling, barely off the ground steps old people use to maintain balance and minimize effort when they walk. Also used by women in long, narrow, tight skirts or dresses without a kick pleat or leg slit in them.

It's OK grandma just scoogieboogie your feet, we'll get there in plenty of time.

by whimzcal March 27, 2020

scoobiez

A scoobiez is hot person that is extremely strong

and is extremely funny yea

“Dang your friends with scoobiez?”
“Yeah man I’m cool now!”

by Scoobiez August 20, 2021

free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

Tootie scootie

Cute slang for the female genitalia.

I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.

by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

schofield

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.

I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.

by lazpix February 10, 2020