Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.

Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.

by Spazet May 16, 2011

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Prairie Scooner

Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.

"A caravan of "prairie scooners" are coming our way over yonder".

by J-Dog23 October 3, 2007

Schoonerd .

Any one who has had to much alcohol on a night out and are as drunk as a Lord.

Look at him / her they have had to much drink and are schoonerd .

by Bangerbob May 29, 2018

Schoonerd

Schoonerd meaning Drunk to much Alcohol

Look at him /her the person has had to much Alcohol and can not stand up this person is Schoonerd.

by Bangerbob June 11, 2018