Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

schmekter

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

schwear

Dublin knackers mating call to each other, often let out in a loud screach, much like a seagull. Often used as a back up call to fellow inmates or 'budz' when starting fights or 'scraps'. When used by professionals can only be heard by members of the same herd or 'gang' as it is too highpitched to be heard by regular ears (akin to dog whistles).

Lazzo: "Schwear ladzzz, they're schtartin' budz!"
Davo: "we're comin' Lazzo, we're comin'! SCHWEAARRRRRRRRR!"

by Fiona&Maz June 11, 2006

schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010

Schweg

Very shitty old looking weed. Usually discolored and not even green. Sometimes can even be burnt already. The cheap stuff

That kid is selling some schweg. I don’t want that shit

by Goldzips June 20, 2018