schwallied

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

by PatrickKing December 27, 2006

schwallies

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage. First used by M. Patterson of Blackpool.

Neil : Are we going Skydiving then?
Matt : Yes, however I shall require a few schwallies before doing so to calm my nerves

Matt : Lets go into town for the 45th night on the row... just for a few schwallies.

by Some Negro June 20, 2005

Swahilian Helicopter

When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"

"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.

by DJ Steez January 21, 2009

swahili rudder

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. A male sticks his index finger into his own belly button cavity as his male friend grabs his forearm. The male friend then begins to emulate the motion of masturbation. The motion should look similar to the fingering of a vagina.

Bro 1: Hey where's your belly button.
Bro 2: Right here bro. (Bro 1 grabs Bro 2 forearm)
Female 1: What are you guys doing? It looks like you're fingering his belly button.
Bro 1 & Bro 2: We are! It's called the Swahili Rudder!

by Therealcameronpretzel November 7, 2013

swahili

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Swahili Deli

When a chick has a bunch of dangle berries hanging off her pussy hair.

"Dude, I picked this chick up at a bar last night, and when she took her pants off...and she had a bunch of crusties hanging off her snatch!"

"Ha! You had your first Swahili Deli!!!"

by ATips February 21, 2008