schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.

Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle

by Shittlebit October 21, 2013

Shittle Foosh

When you take a goldfish cracker and stick it in a goldfish's mouth then shove the goldfish up your ass.

Jake loves to shittle foosh with Chris' goldfish.

by dreamingofscreaming February 21, 2009

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

shittle pop

what you get when somebody shoves your ice lolly up their anis, leaving a slight trace of poo on the end of you popsicle.

you: dude my butt is so itchy.
friend: here, use my popsicle.
you: aw thanks dude, do you want it back?
friend: no thanks dude. i cant eat that, you've left me with a shittle pop.

by jmac97 April 8, 2012

shittle dicks

Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.

Yakov- Oh Shittle DICks the Fucking noob slut just shot me, ass hole.

by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

ass schnitzle

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

by Penelope January 17, 2004