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Essen die Scheiße

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"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

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A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

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A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!
by cl20 May 25, 2009
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"Scheiße" means the word shit in German!
Scheiße, ließ ich die Schlüssel im Auto. (Shit, I left the keys in the car.)
by Asuka-a-a May 30, 2008
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scheißenfreude

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To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.
"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."
by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007
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pron. "SHYce-MYster"

The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheißmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheißmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheißmeistered me."

"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheißmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
by Der Shitchen December 31, 2008
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Scheiße

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-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!

-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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Scheiße

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'wordShit/word' in German.
Scheiße kopf!
by larstait October 10, 2003
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scheißekopf

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You scheißekopf!
by arc88 May 6, 2004
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